NY Governor Hochol solves the NYC homeless crisis, turning the subway into a massive homeless shelter.
Hundreds of closed subway restaurants and shops will be transformed into homeless service centers, complete with national guards to protect the homeless living underground from the massive illegal alien criminal population controlling the former above-ground homeless centers and city.
NY Mayor Adams is brokenhearted, but assures the public that the newly converted homeless-subway shelter will continue to be as safe as always. Involuntary commitment may be required for the uncooperative. Even some of the homeless may be committed.
Head of MTA demonstrates the subway car capacity to serve both the paying public and the train-riding homeless population, as sleepers accompany the press event group announcing Hochol's brilliant plan.
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